The title says it all. I am a Conservative Jew who has decided to go "off the derekh" and explore the boundless freedom of apikorsus. Of course, exploring true apikorsus within the spirit of Conservative Judaism is not the easiest thing to do. Conservative rabbis are so damn tolerant, it's hard to have your views labeled as heretical, and the Conservative laity is so non-observant that no one will particularly notice my principled rebellion against pointless rules and preposterous theology.
Ah, you don't know what is an apikoris and apikorsus? No need to worry, you'll find out here if you are patient and read the posts. Perhaps you're already getting the idea. Whatever, sit back, relax, and enjoy the feeling of "frei!"