What happens in Eilat, stays in Eilat
British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by "marrying" a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported today.
I know there's a shidduch crisis, but this seems to be going to extremes.
Somebody from the rabbanut agreed to do this?
And I wonder what all those right-wing fundamentalist Christian Republicans who are so hot on Israel would say if they knew that such things were legal in the Holy Land?
(hat tip to Markos Moulitsas Zúniga at the Daily Kos for the link to the article and the idea for the title.)